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Interviews

Mika

suspected alien:

00:00 / 22:33

Matt D

Jacob

suspected alien:

00:00 / 13:09

Tony

Georgia

suspected alien:

00:00 / 05:19

Jashan

Aidan

suspected alien:

00:00 / 19:48

Matt D

Tom

suspected alien:

00:00 / 12:37

Matt D

Matt L

suspected alien:

00:00 / 12:45

Jason

Nick

suspected alien:

00:00 / 06:32

Tony

Chris

suspected alien:

00:00 / 04:58

Matt D

Harriet

suspected alien:

00:00 / 07:33

Tom

Spandan

suspected alien:

00:00 / 07:05

Aidan

Matt D

suspected alien:

00:00 / 12:43

Tony

Ray

suspected alien:

00:00 / 16:33

Matt D

Kiara

suspected alien:

00:00 / 07:59

Jason

Pat

suspected alien:

00:00 / 16:58

Georgia

Tremaine

suspected alien:

00:00 / 08:49

Thanakon

Will

suspected alien:

00:00 / 08:13

Tremaine

Jed

suspected alien:

00:00 / 16:21

Matt D

Caleb

suspected alien:

00:00 / 26:30

Georgia

Alien identifiers

The following is a list that outlines a series of cognitive, social, and behavioral traits that alien enthusiasts agree indicate an individual has a high likelihood of being an alien disguised as a human. 

 

While these traits can sometimes be found in eccentric geniuses, highly analytical thinkers, or general weirdos, I think the more likely answer is that they're an alien.

Superior Intelligence

Exhibits advanced cognitive processing, including rapid problem-solving, high retention of information, and efficient pattern recognition. May demonstrate an ability to learn new concepts at an accelerated rate.

Inconsistent Knowledge

Displays expertise in highly specialized fields such as mathematics, physics, or linguistics, yet lacks familiarity with common cultural references, idioms, or routine human activities.

Curious & Inquisitive

Engages in persistent information-gathering behaviors, frequently asking structured, analytical or personal questions to refine understanding of human customs and societal norms.

Unusual Thought Patterns

Processes information through a highly logical, systematic, or structured framework. May exhibit difficulty with subjective reasoning, emotional inference, or abstract social concepts.

Innate Distinctiveness

Exhibits naturally unconventional behaviors, mannerisms, or ways of thinking that set them apart. This may manifest as an unusual sense of humor, unique interests, or an idiosyncratic approach to social interactions—ranging from charming eccentricity to an almost calculated distinctiveness.

Unconventional Social Interactions

Exhibits social behaviors that may deviate from typical norms in either direction—ranging from difficulty with eye contact, personal space, or interpreting sarcasm, to an overly polished and precise social demeanor that may feel rehearsed or excessively charismatic.

Atypical Speech Patterns

Speech may range from highly formal, structured, and grammatically rigid—lacking contractions and colloquialisms—to excessively loose, disjointed, or nonsensical, with unconventional word choices or unusual sentence structures.

Mimicking Human Behavior

Observes and replicates human social behaviors with high accuracy but may exhibit overcorrection, resulting in interactions that appear rehearsed, exaggerated, or slightly asynchronous.

Unusual Emotional Responses

Displays affective expressions that deviate from standard human expectations, such as delayed emotional reactions, muted distress responses, or an analytical rather than instinctive approach to humor or social bonding.

Avoidance of Personal History

Provides vague, non-specific, or inconsistently detailed accounts of past experiences. May exhibit a preference for present-focused discussions and a reluctance to engage in autobiographical recall.

Caleb Kautai

©2022 by Caleb Kautai.

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